Overheard phone conversation this evening.
Grandmother: Josh, just be sure to take this relationship slowly.
Josh: How long were you dating Granddaddy before he proposed? It was a week, wasn't it? And how long were you engaged?
Grandmother: It was six months. But actually I just found out from your great grandmother that they got engaged three weeks after they met, and married three months later.
Josh: So, what I'm hearing is, you want me to take it slowly, and I've been dating Gwen for longer than you AND Mema were dating AND engaged, combined, total?