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Sunday, September 19, 2010

Talk Like a Pirate Day

Two unidentified pirates, arrrrrrrh!
Avast, ye scurvy dog! Why do so many pirates have earrings?
Shiver me timbers, they're cheap--a buck an ear!
Aaaaarh!


"Me mast! Ye bilge rats, where's me mast?"
"What happened to your mast?"
"It's mizzen!"

"Avast, ye scallywag! Out with yer cutlass! Have at ye!"
"But I'm not a fighter, I'm a lubber!"


"What makes a pirate?"
"Ye just aarrrrrrh!"
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1 comment:

  1. AnonymousSeptember 21, 2010 at 1:42 AM

    Methinks the Grog was too strong. Or else someone fell from the fighting tops to the deck head-first....

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