Tuesday, May 10, 2011

Science Fiction

  A friend pointed me to a blog post :"Science fiction is a rip off. I want the future I was promised, dammit! Where are the jet packs and teleportation devices?" The post doesn't have anything particularly original, profound, or clever, but it's a complaint I hear every now and again. "It's the 21st century now, so where's all the cool stuff?"
  We launch stuff into orbit so routinely that nobody notices. The Navy is testing battle lasers. Cellphones look like Star Trek communicators but do much more than the show's writers ever imagined. We have discovered planets around other stars. Anyone with a computer and a network connection can video chat with someone on the other side of the world. We're creating nano-machines and genetically modified organisms. Direct neural interface devices are being developed to restore sight to the blind. We have this thing called the Internet. And on and on. The future is all around you!

3 comments:

Blair Ivey said...

D'accord. Although since the widespread use of the Internet, we know the Infinite Monkey Theorem is not true.

ziellah said...

http://www.wimp.com/futurelike/

Shane said...

Hey, thanks for the link. What can I say--profound/original has never been my forte. And I think you can vouch for the fact that not every blog post is a must-read. Win some, lose some.

Regardless, you make valid points. Sure, some of our current technology is mindblowing. But for every new whiz-bang Apple product on the market, we're still contending with a disappointingly pedestrian throwback to the industrial revolution.

Internal combustion still drives our engines; medical technology has stagnated (the common cold eludes us and our best defense against invading organisms is still the humble antibiotic--frivolous prescribing of which is rendering even those last-resort cures obsolete). And on the entertainment front, witness 3-D TV and prepare to be underwhelmed. The Internet holds incredible promise...but for now, it's essentially a portal for Facebook and free porn. (Not that I'm complaining.)

The majority of impressive technological advances, of course, are most likely being developed in the area of military tech...but since I lack high-level security clearance, color me unimpressed.

Look, I love my iPhone. But a flying car it ain't. The future I was promised may be coming, but it's taking its sweet damn time. I'm thrilled that you're riding high on the Brave New World of battle lasers, but as long as people are still dying of cancer and nuclear reactors are melting in Japan, I'm not giving technology a pass.