Packing List

Things to take to Arizona:

• Rapier
• Kukri
• A pair of pistols, with appurtenances
• Regency waistcoat, tailcoat, ascot
• Dehydrated jetski ("just add water")
• MP3 player with plaintive music
• MRE: Haggis
• Vegemite

What else? No need to limit it to TSA-approved items.